EROTIC
WEALTH
Erotic Wealth teaches you how to use sex magic to scale your business.
This data backed, objective, ten-week business course will teach you how to step back, look honestly at the future of your business, and grow into the kind of leader who can handle that future. The hardcore business focus is sweetened by the teachings of sex magic and eroticism. A perfect balance of masculine and feminine, faith and works, strategy and magic.
You’re about to understand why all the CEO’s have doms or subs, and become your own.
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WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?
The urge to burn everything down at the moment you’re meant to recommit to it for life is a lot more tantalizing than you’d think.
What makes it even worse is the belief that what you hold in your hands is not anything rare and special, that you could easily sub it out for the next thing you’re attracted to.
This isn’t true, and you’re about to make a real ass out of yourself.
THE DATA IS IN:
80%
of entrepreneurs will get through their first year.
50%
of entrepreneurs will last past the five year mark
30%
will make it past the ten year mark
WHY IS THIS?
Anyone can start a business. Few can stay in love long enough to scale it.
THE DATA IS IN:
41%
of first marriages end in divorce (48% for entrepreneurs)
60-67%
of second marriages end in divorce
70-73%
of third marriages end in divorce
WHY IS THIS?
Because if you don’t understand the erotic principle when you’re single, it will follow you into your marriage. If you don’t fix it in your first marriage, it will follow you into every other relationship.
HERE’S THE DEAL:
No matter how in love you once were with your job, yourself, or your partner - you WILL fall out of love.
When this happens, a whole lot of stupid shit will seem like a really good idea. If you don’t know how to fall back in love again, you better hope you have a public humiliation kink because that’s what it’s going to be.
My CRINGE Story
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Every time I was meant to scale my business, I thought I was all that, the envy of the town. CRINGE.
The first time this happened to me I publicly quit coaching and tried to be a DJ, then a conceptual artist, then a “guerilla PR agent” (a term I clearly made up), then I started a kimono company, finally an events planning service. Thank GOD I maxed out my credit cards because CRINGE.
When this happened to me at the next big scale, I burned my business down, then brought it back, then threw it away, then brought it back, then sold everything cheap, then brought it back, then gave it away for free, then brought it back. Then all my social got blocked and thank God because CRINGE.
When it happened in my marriage at the same time, we decided to give polyamory a try. CRINGE.
You know it’s going to take work to rebuild your business and your marriage, but you can’t do that if you’ve fallen out of love with it. You can‘t throw adspend at a business you hate. You can’t fuck every day for 40 days if you don’t want to have sex.
The issue isn’t work. It’s DESIRE. The most elusive spiritual teaching you’ve yet to come across.
WHO IS THIS FOR?
If you:
have another creative project you really REALLY want to do but you can’t seem to get the time.
feel nauseated by the cycles of life and business and are asking “is this it?”
know exactly what you need to do to scale your business but can’t seem to stop putting out fires long enough to do it
are proud of the success you’ve generated so far but you know your business can go so much further
have tried to hire help but it never goes well and/or you’re concerned you’ve been overpaying
are stuck in an income plateau you feel like you should have broken a long time ago
are insanely busy but secretly bored
Erotic Wealth is for you!
If you do not have a fully operational, running business, this advanced workshop is NOT for you, but our workshops on money (click here to see ‘Ritual’) and passive income (click here to see ‘Fuckless’) will be a good fit.
WHAT’S THE SOLUTION?
Frustration and boredom in life and business isn’t just an invitation to grow, it’s THE invitation to grow.
It’s not the end of something, it’s the beginning of something.
Sex Magic is the art of choosing perpetual bliss over instant gratification. Eroticism is the art of falling in love, on command, on purpose.
When you are practicing sexual magic, you develop what’s known as animal magnetism, which makes everything you say, everything you do, and everything you sell very, very appealing.
When you combine these two with objective, data backed tools for scaling a business, falling back in love with your work, and taking it to its next level is easy.
If meeting a soul mate is important for you, sexual magic is potent for both drawing in a partner, and rekindling the desire when it has gone out.
THE OBJECTIVE EROTIC WEALTH METHOD IS SIMPLE, AND IT’S GUARANTEED.
IT’S NOT A MARKETING METHOD, LIKE ALL OUR TEACHINGS IT’S OBJECTIVE, ANCIENT MAGIC. NO FRILLS.
EROTIC
WEALTH
EROTIC WEALTH IS SIMPLE:
Provide the step by step tools for scaling your business, and teach you sex magic at the same time.
Most of the things people want to do sex magic for are just things that cost more money, so let’s just do it on money.
The best discipline for scaling a business is sexual magic.
If this sounds interesting to you, I would love to invite you to the first Erotic Wealth Masterclass.
$2000
payment plan available
Don’t trust us! Try it! Let us walk you through Module One personally. Begins 8/28
WHY AM I THE BEST?
Every business scale school disagrees with the other. Every sex magic school disagrees with the other. And they all have useful stuff.
The only way I learn is by studying everything, trying everything, and then teaching you what not to do. What not to waste your time on.
If you’re weighing me vs. other teachers, I want to point out three rare things I have in the space:
a happy first marriage (monogamous)
time (three kids, no school, no nanny, four hour workdays with two companies)
85k month average in 2025. No ads. Small team.
Ten years in business. Two businesses.
Here’s exactly what you can expect:
LIVE LESSONS, WEEKLY on THURSDAYS. Replay available same day. Me talking to you.
SUPPORT, WEEKLY on FRIDAYS. My husband and I, listening to you.
ALL CALLS AT 11AM EST
Bring your limitations. There’s a way through every block.
CLASS SCHEDULE:
ALL CALLS 11AM EST. Replay posted promptly on the Safehouse Global App.
Lesson One: DECIDE 8/28
So we did Lesson One, and we covered:
Making the decision, instant gratification vs perpetual bliss, setting the financial goal, and we also started your sexual practice, and are creating a Tantric Space with a “journey is the reward”. That was good progress, honestly I thought it would be way tighter (that’s what he said lol).
Support Call: 8/29:
And we’ll see what comes up. This is the last “open to the public” offer for this workshop.
Lesson Two: INTEND 9/4
So next week we are calling in the deities. Here the Gods pick you and everyone gets a different God.
We’re also defining core values in partnership and business, and we’ll look at the future of your business after that. We’ll take a quick kink assessment too. You can’t scale without core values and dude idk, entrepreneurs are so squirmy about this! I’m just gonna keep my foot on your head until you get it done on the call.
Support Call: 9/5
Lesson Three: TOOLS 9/11
Okay this one is probably the most important, and it usually takes people a long time because they make so many mistakes with it, I won’t let that happen. I’m going to do it with you and we’ll have plenty of support the next day. This one we have to identify the ONE thing in your business that scales.
On the erotic side we’re gonna clean up the love languages, that’s easy breezy, so we’ll do that first.
Support Call: 9/12
Lesson Four: BEING 9/18
Time to hire, let’s define who and what for.
This one is only as good as your ability to act on it, so I’m really going to be sitting on your head for this making sure you don’t amateur it, because amateurs love to do this and not act on it.
We’ll cover automation, delegation, elimination, and AI here.
We’ll be out of chastity here woot woot. Oh yeah, and then I have to drain the concept of malice from your life, and say goodbye to the old sex life. It’s going to be video day at school y’all!
Support Call: 9/19
It’s going to be video day at school y’all! And please get your HD charts for next lesson.
Lesson Five: LIMITATIONS 9/25
Okay this one I actually love because it’s very corporate and I’ve never been in corporate so it’s like, briefcase core. We’re doing a systems audit using Human Design and then we’ll clarify our positioning in the market.
We’ll discuss taboo here as well, and play around with our kinks.
BONUS VIDEO: Everything we’ve learned about working with your spouse. You may have already watched this, but if not and you’re in partnership, it’s a good time.
Support Call: 9/26
Lesson Six: ACTION 10/2
Okay this is a big doozy and we’ll be here for two weeks.
We’re going to take all of this work, and back it up onto an enneagram. This is going to fortify your one year plan with magic and make sure it can grow to the five and ten year plan.
Then, the following week we need to acknowledge our history of trauma with sex. We can’t move forward if we don’t honor what’s held us back here.
We’re taking an extra week here with extra support on both the business and erotic side. You’ll need it.
Business Support Call: 10/3
Bonus week: Business Support Thursday 10/9
Sex Magic support Friday 10/10
Lesson Seven: WILL 10/16
Time to call in the Gods! Sex Magic begins now, you’re ready!
It’s also time to get cracking on the new creative project and get that fire burning, as well as bringing the passive offer to the market. Say hello to your new sex life.
We’ll revisit taboo here and talk about different times to do sex magic.
Support Call: 10/17
Lesson Eight: PRESENTATION 10/23
It’s time to celebrate the massive amount of work you’ve done. Let’s share some wins!
I’m going to wham, bam, clear your chakras and then The BIG sex magic ritual moment happens in here. BLOW YOUR LOAD BAYBEEEE
Support Call 10/24
Lesson Nine: RETENTION 10/30
Time to explore the data. What worked in the debut, what didn’t? What worked sexually, what didn’t? What are your KPI’s?
Where do we go from here?
Data harvesting and more.
Support Call: 10/31
Lesson Ten: DECISION 11/6
Time to define the next level, and do it all over again but better.
Support Call: 11/7
$2000
payment plan available
Don’t trust us! Try it! Let us walk you through Module One personally. Begins 8/28
FAQ
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Yes.
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It’s for both.
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1.5 hours a week with an optional support call on Tuesdays if you need help or QA. No take home homework.
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We cut 75% of the curriculum because it was too long, and we stopped trying to solve marriage drama. If you want to work together, figure it out. We’ll give you our best hacks, quit complaining about each other, you both suck. Get to work.
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Yes.
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Eleven weeks, ten modules. We take an extra week at the halfway point because that’s when you’ll really need to work.
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Yes, when you buy a la carte you get lifetime access to this year’s iteration only. Renting it with Safehouse is renting.
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