EROTIC  

WEALTH

There is no power stronger than the sexual energy, and your romantic and business burnout is evidence you have not harnessed it.

Erotic Wealth teaches you how to use your sexual power to catapult you and yours into your next wealth era.

For singles and couples. Queer or straight.

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WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?

You can’t expect to succeed at anything you want to quit, and you can’t fake being in love any longer. Destiny plays a role in your life, and brings you your work and your soul mate. If you quit what destiny had in store for you, you’ll never recover.

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Your business needs a lot of work to get to the level you know it can go to. Your marriage is also capable of going to that level, but these options won’t appear until you’re recommitted.

If you want sacred partnership, you have to prep for it, and that involves cutting a lot of shit.

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Erotic Wealth trains you in the art of falling in love on command, recommitting to your goal daily. It creates an animal magnetism in you that makes you unstoppable. You’re not just in love with your partner and business. You want to fuck the shit out of your partner and business.

WHO?

Erotic Wealth is for singles and couples afraid to admit that they’re over it. They’ve achieved enviable levels of success and recognition, and are the envy of their friend group yet they’re still unsatisfied, and terrified to say it out loud.

WHAT?

Erotic Wealth is a 40 day vault where together, you alternate between business and erotic strategy to catapult into your next wealth era. This is accomplished by:

1.) finally getting you uncomfortable enough in your rut to change it (we do this free, here)

2.) setting a big, hairy, audacious goal.

3.) making a deal with a God/Gods to loan you their powers in exchange for you loaning them your body.

4.) fomenting a massive internal force through sexual, psychological, and physical stimulation.

5.) using that force to catapult the work you’ve been avoiding into the financial stratosphere

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Begins 9/1 at 9EST. Replays included.

$699 - COMPLETE THE 40 DAYS AND WIN YOUR MONEY BACK

Yep, you heard me. If you finish the 40 days, not skipping one day, you’ll get $699 in store credit right back on the 40th day. Credits expire 12/1/2026

Erotic Wealth is also available in your Safehouse subscription.

THE DATA IS IN:

80%

of entrepreneurs will get through their first year.


50%

of entrepreneurs will last past the five year mark


30%

will make it past the ten year mark (we are here)

WHY DO SEX MAGIC FOR WEALTH?

Because most of the new life you’re visualizing requires more time and more money. You can fantasize about rich distant relatives dying or marry someone ugly, or you can just make your own money.

THE DATA IS IN:

41%

of first marriages end in divorce (48% for entrepreneurs)


60-67%

of second marriages end in divorce


70-73%

of third marriages end in divorce

WHAT’S THE SOLUTION?

There’s one thing in your business that scales. If we remove all the instant gratification and cut the shit, there’s at least 3 crazy products in your pipeline. We’re going to use sex magic to build a catapult over forty days, and you’re going to fire boulders, one after another. This is your quantum leap.

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The Erotic Wealth process is 75% identical for couples and singles.

During these same 40 days we’re going to reheat your life by restoring polarity and eroticism. In a marriage, this would take your relationship to the level you didn’t know it could go to.

If you’re working alone, you’re going to objectively balance your masculine and feminine to become your one stop shop for mentorship, fulfillment, verve, and romance. We’re going to get you results so big you finally stop looking, because when you stop looking, the right person finds you.

Singles and Couples will both:

  • balance polarity in the business and relationship

  • scale a sustainable business

  • catapult into their next wealth era

    Couples will:

  • build the ultimate relationship

    Singles will:

  • attract the ultimate relationship

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FREE TEN DAY RITUAL

If you're sick of weak teachings with "is it in yet?" results, you're ready for REAL secrets.

this FREE TEN DAY RITUAL WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.

HERE’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU’LL GET:

HOT, RICH, LOVE YOUR NEW LIFE BITCH.

business: never better. sex: never better. romance: never better. ambition: never better.

  • 40 daily, 3 minute lessons. We alternate business strategy and erotic strategy.

  • LIVE 20 minute daily physical rituals, bodyweight only. Kegel weights optional for women. If a physical difficulty prevents you from a workout, you’ll need to observe the calls and imagine yourself doing them. The physical practice is training for the sexual ritual. All calls 9AM EST, replay posted promptly.

  • During our daily workout, Onami will answer as many questions as possible on the daily lesson, as well as downloading the mental lesson into the body so the lesson is lived and not heard.

  • LIVECouples Coaching and QA every Tuesday at 11EST

  • LIVE Singles Coaching and QA: Every Wednesday at 11EST

  • Utterly private community in our own SAFEHOUSE Global app. Feel free to use an alias. There is no possible reality where we need to know you or your clients legal name, business name, or any other revealing information.

What this is not:
Get rich quick, marriage counseling. 40 day fiancee.

BUY NOW

Begins 9/1 at 9EST. Replays included.

$699 - COMPLETE THE 40 DAYS AND WIN YOUR MONEY BACK

Yep, you heard me. If you finish the 40 days, not skipping one day, you’ll get $699 in store credit right back on the 40th day. Credits expire 12/1/2026

Erotic Wealth is also available in your Safehouse subscription.

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WHY ARE WE THE BEST?

Formulating the abstract is what sets us apart. Whether it’s “sex magic”, “authenticity” or “wealth mindset”, we will not rest until an objective formula is found. After five rounds of teaching this, we have an incredible amount of data on what does not work, and what does.

Anywhere else you study sex magic, you will learn the abstract. You’ll learn edging “because it’s good”, you’ll learn drawing the energy up the spine “because it’s good”, you’ll learn to hold a vision “because it’s good”, You’ll also learn a bunch of other difficult to remember hacks that will drain pleasure from your sex and life because too much choreography destroys spontaneity.

In other schools, you will never study the fine print of magic, which says that all magic requires a MEANS of manifestation. You want more money? You need an improved income stream. If you don’t have a means of manifestation, no magic is possible. We take the fine print seriously.

This is magic that can be weighed and measured. This is distilled, strong magic that includes ONLY what pushes the needle forward, and discards the rest.

On top of that, we care the most. We stand for family, monogamy, and wealth. Our results speak for themselves

NO ONE, ANYWHERE DOES IT BETTER.

BUY NOW

Begins 9/1 at 9EST. Replays included.

$699 - FINISH ALL FORTY DAYS AND WIN YOUR MONEY BACK.

Yep, you heard me. If you finish the 40 days, not skipping one day, you’ll get $699 in store credit right back on the 40th day. Credits expire 12/1/2026

Erotic Wealth is also available in your Safehouse subscription.

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