THE RITUAL

If money is not flowing in your life, you lack strategy, or your income has hit a plateau

this workshop is for you.

WHY?


Money is really easy to understand.

If it’s flowing, you don’t have a block.

If it’s not flowing, you do have a block.

If your income has plateaued, you have a block.
We move the block, and the money starts to flow.

Moving money blocks is not a magical process, it’s a strategic process. We can remove all the blocks you want, but if you have no financial inroads, money will go to someone who has taken measures to make sure it can get to them. 

Money is inherently submissive. When you aren’t facing the economic reality of your life and your business plan, you are submitting to money and that’s why it avoids you. Money wants a dominant owner. This means you need a fearless strategy that makes economic sense, discipline, and a zero tolerance policy for money-leaking behaviors or taking shit. 

You likely have none of the above, because no one has ever showed you what it looks like to be dominant, disciplined, and strategic about money. That ends here.

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Aren’t you sick of setting financial goals and never reaching them?

Aren’t you sick of being unstable? 

Aren’t you sick of having desires and knowing there’s no way you could have them with the current financial setup?

But are you fed up enough to do the work required to change?

WHO?


You’ve been doing a whole lot of work, but none of it has created actual financial change. You lack information, motivation, vison and a strategy to exectute on the vision.

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Ritual focuses in these three main areas: 

1 - Education

It’s time for you to get smart about money, and learn about the money draining behaviors you thought were really good habits. 

2 - Discipline

You need to know what it feels like to show up, and keep showing up until you’ve pushed your project all the way through to the finish line. You need to know what it feels like to face adversity and not quit, over and over again. You need to change your relationship to “hard”, because when you crave “hard”, life will never threaten your power again. 

3 - Strategy

The amount of people hopefully chasing a vision they’ve never calculated the cost of is baffling. You’re quitting your 80k/year job to sell a $20 book no one asked for to the 100 people in your audience? You’re selling handmade essential oils on Etsy that cost more to make than you charge for them? No. Absolutely no. 

“In the garden of gentle sanity, may you be bombarded by the coconuts of wakefulness.”

- Chogyam Trungpa

Expect to be bombarded by coconuts. This is not an optimism course.
This is a strategic course, and you need it.
 

HERE’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU’LL GET



Ritual is a 40 day bender that detoxes the poverty mindset, installs the wealth mindset, and trains you how to change your behavior to match the new mindset.

We take a fearless inventory of your financial state of affairs, ruthlessly facing head-on the money topics, conversations, and assessments you’ve been avoiding your whole life. We look into the deepest money patterns, reaching all the way back into your childhood. We use magic and strategy alongside each other to craft the vision for your financial future, and guarantee your ability to execute on it. 

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The Ritual is 40 days straight, 30 minutes a day. You can’t skip a day.

If you’re lucky enough to do this with us as a group on 1/1 of every year, that’s 40 days of live classes with us, 10EST daily. 95% of our students start with this course. You can’t make a plan without a clear vision, and this is the vision.

Every day there is a 3-5 minute money lesson, with homework. 

Every day there is a 18 minute active meditation, the Jupiter Kriya, which can be dialed up to a workout, or scaled back to an audio meditation that you listen to, based on your energy levels for that day. The purpose of this meditation is to take the daily money lesson out of the head and into the body. The purpose of this meditation is to not just to change how you’re thinking, but to transform who you’re being. 

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There will be sweat. There will be tears.
You will squirm and whine and do it anyways. There will be results.

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HERE’S WHAT TO EXPECT 


Every day for forty days at 10AM EST you’ll get a fresh, LIVE 20 minute ritual. This is ONLY available once a year, starting 1/1/26

Every day, on our private app, you will get one short financial lesson to absorb and take with you throughout the day. We encourage you to make sure the work is not just given, but received and sprouted by chatting with us about the lesson in our chat. There are clear prompts for every single lesson, and even drafting one sentence about what you learned anchors it into your mind for good. Our app is a safe and private space. Use any name you want. If you delete your account when you’re done, every post you made in our community will be deleted as well. Your secrets are safe, that’s why we built an app, and called it Safehouse.

QA every Wednesday at 11AM EST until 2/11

Can’t attend live? Submit a question via our 24/7 QA thread, and we’ll do our best to answer it on the calls

Within One Day
The reason why you haven’t been making money will be VERY clear.

Within One Week
You will know what the problem is and how to move forward with it.

If you came in without a vision, it will have sprouted by this point.

Within Two Weeks
It will seem very strange that you and everyone you know have settled for so little for so long. The idea of undervaluing yourself again will nauseate you.

Any money held in energetic escrow will have been released.

You have unraveled beliefs and patterning with money that reached all the way back into your childhood.

Within Four Weeks
The strategic business plan starts to come through, which is the real meal ticket. Other people start to comment on the difference with you. You will feel so good you’ll want to quit because you think you’re peaking, you’re not yet, and DO NOT QUIT.

By the Sixth Week

You are the proud owner of a wealth mindset, and SO ready to get to work. You do NOT want a break! You spot the poverty mindset everywhere. You’ve outgrown relationships. You know what you’re doing next and you know exactly how you’ll keep the momentum going. You never want to take a break from working your money mindset again. You know what your year is going to look like strategically, and you are chomping at the bit to get going. 

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