SCHOOL OF SPIRITUAL BUSINESS
where your teachers study
Faith without work is delusion.
Work without faith is for employees.
Hiring two separate coaches every time you want to grow sucks, especially since coaching is expensive.
If you’ve decided that a spiritual career is the only career for you, it becomes your responsibility to engineer that career for success. Nature never gives more than enough. You have to earn it.
Co-creation means you will take every step by yourself, but the Universe can show you the way.
Are you ready and willing to work? Just because it’s work, doesn’t mean it’s not fun.
The one-year program at School of Spiritual Business combines the strongest spiritual work with the strongest online business tools for a massive financial and internal upgrade, at a price point that gives the middle finger to industry standards.
Where else can you learn:
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Before we can build, we have to see the road ahead clearly. Our most popular workshop kicks off with 40 days of live physical practice, ruthless financial inventory, and reprogramming your mind towards wealth.
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For everyone that has an existing online business, the urge to ride that unblocked money momentum straight into the passive income sunset is S A T I S F I E D here in Fuckless. You spend equal time studying the inner work of becoming authentic, while implementing the outer work of building data-backed, reusable sales funnels. You build a big red button that says “PASSIVE INCOME” on it that you can press at any time.
half our students will go to Fuckless after Ritual, and half will go to Wheels: Reinvented. Not sure where you’re headed? Come to our weekly onboarding call for guidance and directions.
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Childhood trauma is easier to solve than it is to talk about, but if we don’t clear it, our business will be designed to retraumatize us because we have a volatile, scared child sitting in the boss’s chair. Bottom line: if you don’t start AND finish your inner child work you’ll blow up your business like a fool.
You know what’s great about this? We remove all the blocks AND it’s a great way to scale your offerings. Wheels: Reinvented is not just a course, it’s a teacher training.
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If you don’t have a business, but you want one; the supplemental Business of Coaching calls that come along with Wheels will help you take everything you’ve learned about healing yourself, and use it to heal others as well. Expect education on: marketing, lead magnets, the first two years of business, taxes, contracts, and more. Not to mention you’ll have graduated from our teacher training program, with a diploma.
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No offense, but until you’re enlightened, aka in the mesoteric, aka DEMONSTRATING non-dualism with every action, you just sound like everyone else in the wellness industry. “Manifesting.” “Good vibes.” 🥱.
Your advice is also subjective so, it has an expiration date. Let’s get you objectively enlightened in 10 weeks so you can stand out and get that AUTHORITY in your voice that makes anyone anywhere stop and listen.
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So you have passive income, and you’re about to torch your whole beautiful business because you fell out of love with it and on these terms, you can’t commit to the amount of hard work, delayed gratification, and discipline it will take to go the distance. Good thing these are the exact things sex magic teach you, while fully alchemizing your sexual trauma (not just “dealing” with it), and obliterating shame. It’s a step by step quantum leap, literally.
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We have the reviews that we do because we get you results. How? Every single workshop you did here was mapped on an Enneagram. Throughout the school year you learned to feel in your body and projects what “Point 3” was; what “Point 5” was. With all that lived experience, learning the method behind the magic is just connecting the dots. Master the Enneagram, and never be blindsided by chaos again. Create an objective to-do list for any goal, any client; any impossible dream.
PLUS
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At SAFEHOUSE we understand that schools exist to raise the spiritual level always, forever, not just maintain the existing level. Every Monday at 11AM, Onami delivers a hot buttered spiritual talk. Replays always.
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You’re in school. You have questions and homework. You need answers and a trained eye on your business. No problem. We got you every Wednesday at 11AM. From my perspective, I think the support calls go even harder than the lectures. For this reason, I recommend using an alias. Replays always.
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It’s not about doing the right workshop. It’s about doing the right workshop at the right time, especially when finances are involved. Magic takes this call, and he’s onboarded over 800 students so he’s definitely the best. Bring your questions! Also, if you’re evaluating which tier is for you or not, he can answer your questions there.
Want to know if it’s right for you?
Join our next onboarding call FREE: Tuesdays at 11:30 am EST
As a spiritual person, everything you do is spiritual, including your business. This is not a spiritual teacher factory. We welcome and enjoy all types of businesses and employment. If you would like to know what workshops are pertinent to your specific goals, please come to an onboarding call, or watch this video.
Here’s how it works
Payment Plan
$200/month
Annual (December only)
$2000/year
ENROLLMENT OPEN: DECEMBER, APRIL, AUGUST.
Our goal for the year is to get you established as a teacher. For us, established means you have a social media strategy you love that also loves you, a big red button that says passive income, the highest level teachings that stand out in the market, a systems-driven approach to business and a five year plan for scale.
The order in which each piece is needed varies student to student. It’s not about doing the right work, it’s about doing the right work at the right time.
The unique curricular needs of each student are met in our weekly onboarding, live on Tuesdays. Just show up.
The unique spiritual and business needs of each student are met in our weekly support call, live on Wednesdays. Just show up.
The teachings are refreshed weekly at our weekly spiritual lecture. It’s not about maintaining a curriculum, it’s about growing the curriculum.
a la carte workshops are each available once a year
Your annual tuition includes access to all workshops and all LIVE calls.
Enjoy one-click access to all your workshops.
Text any question you have, whenever you have it and get an answer every single Friday. Experience tried-and-proven therapeutic messaging rooms for every aspect of your journey. Share your process, and get your homework checked on our utterly private, exclusive app.
If you would like to try a free trial and preview all the work, you can! Just click here
FAQ
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For the 40 day rituals, you need to show up every day for 40 days. For the classic workshops, you need to finish them, but you can go as slow or as fast as you want. We are adamant about onboarding because all the workshops get hard at specific, law-conforming points, and left to your own devices, you will see hardness as a “sign” to quit. In onboarding, we don’t let that happen. Onboarding takes place every Wednesday from 11-11:30 for private students, and 11:30-12 for the public.
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Usually one module released per week unless its a esoteric workshop that requires extra practice between sessions, like Mesoterica. 45-90 minutes is pretty standard, although Wheels:Reinvented is more like 3 hours per week. You can go at your own pace for any workshop. 40 day practices are daily requirements.
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Yes! Every workshop on Safehouse is OBJECTIVE which took years and a lot of esoteric initiation to do. Every workshop aligns with a mathematical process of creation known as an Enneagram, which you can learn in the streaming workshop The Enneagram. Anyone who follows the steps, gets the result. Each workshop is designed to make sure no steps are missing, and also that each step is performed at the correct time, in the correct order.
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You committed to a year in school, and we committed to you. We don't do refunds on services rendered. If you don’t want to commit to the annual, do monthly and quit whenever you’re done.
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YES! We have a LIVE spiritual lecture every Monday at 11EST, LIVE onboarding every Tuesday at 11EST, and a LIVE Support Call every Wednesday at 11EST. Replays of the Monday and Wednesday calls are sent out quickly.
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Great! Welcome!
You got a welcome email but my main question is: Please may we onboard you? Can we hear your goals and intentions and recommend workshops to get you there? Every Tuesday at 11EST, and you need this so rarely it’s worth it to show up for at least one. Get a reminder here: mamionami.thrivecart.com/reminder
